Saturday night, a group of us went out for Jennifer’s birthday. Here are some fun quotes I captured:
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Chris: Cows always look mad.
Shanna: Except Elsie.
Chris: Oh. Is that the singing cow at the rodeo?
Shanna: Mm-hmm.
Chris: Yeah. She’s a happy cow.
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Jennifer: (after opening a nice birthday gift from Jesse) I like it when he gives me gifts.
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Jennifer: (annoyed) Chris always drives on the reflectors, bump, bump, bump..
Chris: Well, I like living on the edge.
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Chris: (after hearing a story of a bat-infested house permanently blinding the owner) It’s like the revenge of the bats. We’re blind and you will be too!
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(Jessy gave this homeless guy some money on her way to take a nap in the car. Chris went out to make her come back in, seeing her naivety regarding her safety. As they walked by, the homeless guy went to ask Chris for some money.)
Homeless guy: Oh, your wife already gave me some.
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Lindsay: (On our way to our cars) Jessy, where’s your homo?
(she meant hobo! We were rolling it was soo funny.)
