Quotes to tickle your funny bone.

“This pasta tastes like raw dough.” Chris
“Hmm.” the group around him
“Kinda good!” Chris

“We should go karaoking!” Jessy
“Who’s oki and why would you ever carry him?” Chris

“Come on bird!” Chris to me
“Don’t say bird to me!” me
“What’s the word, bird?!” Chris
“Are you calling her bird because her name is Robin?” Jessy
“Yes” Chris
“Oh. Ok.” Jessy

“It is pretty profound!” Chris
“Well, you’re not a pro, so how did you find it?” Jessy

“I got this ring because it’s pink.” me
“If the devil was pink, would you marry him!?” Jessy

“You’re licking in Chris’s car.” Jessy
“I was pretending I was a dog…or a cat… or a bear.” Ashley (eating ice cream)
“You should pretend you can’t talk.” Jessy

“My whole life is on Robin’ facebook!” Chris